Are u religion class? I'm on my way, I have cum in my hair. tell u later.
Her little brother was home, so we had to hook up while playing hide and seek with him
she's got that wholesome 16 and pregnant look.
It's not kidnapping if it's romantic
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Im in mikes bed telling my vagina I'm sorry in advance.
You know you're at a low point when you're sucking vodka out if your hair.
So this 40 year old woman was trying to bring me into the bathroom to blow me and the bartender called the cops on her because she was showing her tits. Only in asbury.
This is three metal detector wands away from being the strangest porn I have ever been in the audience for.
We are both federal employees and Obama gave us a four-day weekend to lie in bed. Do you know how many orgasms that will be? I knew there was a reason I voted for this guy.
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I CAN FEEL MY HEART BEATING MY WHOLE BODY
Pride is not for the college student young Padawan. Tequila is for the college student.
Walking my dog and eating a taco in last night's dress.. Classy
its 3am and I'm taking a bubble bath, this is what taking a day off work at 30 looks like
I just paid my school fees like a real adult who doesn't get accidentally drunk on a Tuesday night
The stripper was super into me until she pulled out my tits then I realized.... This bitch is just using my ass to get MORE TIPS