Texts From Last Night · Random Texts

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(562): View more from California

Whatever. They have the same name, so it's not even cheating. It's brand loyalty.

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(828): View more from North Carolina

As gay men are we obligated to learn the Single Ladies dance.

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(603): View more from New Hampshire

I don't understand why everytime I fuck his bestfriend he seems more interested in me...

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(901): View more from Tennessee

He cooked me dinner. I showed my appreciation by showing up shithoused and breaking a bottle of steak sauce on his floor.

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(507): View more from Minnesota

I was also standing on my bed with a road cone pounding on the ceiling at 3am. Not sure why

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(505): View more from New Mexico

Disregard that. She just puked into her boot and started screaming.

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(970): View more from Colorado

You have permanently scared my back with your nails. I would like to congratulate you on a job well done.

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(203): View more from Connecticut

So we hooked up and then instead of texting me, he endorsed me on LinkedIn for Microsoft Word a few days later

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(602): View more from Arizona

Can now check off "Start bar fight with my dad." on my bucket list.

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