Ok so the guy below me is either having sex very loudly or is very lonely
Am I a whore if I make out with a boy just so michelle can't?
she asked if mt Rushmore was natural or man made
Do you ever wonder how many people have prayed for you to be a better person?
when i saw his roomate the next night he kept openly referring to me as "the girl who orgasms loud" when he would try to get my attention
Recycling my beer bottles from breakfast counts for earth day, right?
and let me tell you something, handcuffs are surprisingly uncomfortable when they arent being used in a sexual manner
the upside of dating someone over 21: he can buy me a pregnancy test AND a bottle of wine when he goes to cvs for me
That's awesome and prob the first time you had an idea of what to do. I'm super proud of you Chelz
Its cos im stoned ! My high self is maturing
She just took a mirror selfie at the hospital while in labor.
Worse: texted mom-in-law by mistake that I sharted.
Worser: she offered to clean me up
I stole us four large rolls of toilet paper from the hotel carts. I feel like the breadwinner in this relationship
Life achievement unlocked: I just ate a Slim Jim "Lady and the Tramp" style with a guy in a bar.
I'm questioning my decision to swallow this morning while my stomach was in hangover mode
Always a gay best friend, never a bridesmaid