I woke up this AM and all of my clothes i wore last night are gone. Instead i am dressed in air jordans, boxers, cargo shorts, and an Affliction t-shirt. the part that upsets me most is that i was with a guy who wears Affliction t-shirts.
Any of you guys fuck a 16 year old again? Because our front yard got fucked over high school style.
it always starts out as a suggestion then three hours later I have cum in my eye.
Pizza is the life boat of my drunk Titanic
hahaha my homeschooled cousin put up graduation pictures. it's just her standing in front of her fire place. With a hand made diploma.
Housing is going to charge us for any broken dishes/glassware. Steal as many glasses as you can from the bars tonight. I got the baking dish and 3 plates covered.
I kinda volunteered your dick to help her deal with her virginity issues. Figured you wouldn't mind.
I found him in bed on a pullout couch with another dude. He had two empty puke buckets and his empty bottle of jagermeister right by his head.
I'm dedicating this beer to drunk texting
He overslept for our prescheduled morning sex. The fact that my vagina isn't enough to get him out of bed was the last straw.
The only time we had a decent conversation was when he was on acid, and, like, that's not a great start to a relationship.
How awkward is it to have the guy you used to sleep with congratulate you on your engagement? I'll tell you. Very.
Well he waved at me as he was leaving so he def noticed the staring, and by staring i mean blatant eye fucking from across the bar..
We stood outside the room listening to them have sex and making meow noises
That's not right, is it?
At this point, I would not mind getting hit by a truck. It would mean I could get this over with quicker.
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