What are you talking about? And how drunk are you?
Both
it feels like my vag is blowing bubbles
Slut skills are useful in every country.
Whenever there is a ShotSki involved, I have no excuse but to drink, right? It's like a rule.
They tried. Someone started to yell beer shower but he spun around and punched them in the mouth before they even finished saying beer. He's a fast little drunk.
that freshman chick we always see on the weekends walked into art class wearing a jaegermeister shirt and holding a monster, which she proceeded to shotgun with a pair of scissors. It sickens me to know I will never achieve her level
i tried to knight her with my dick. she said it was unromantic. what an ungrateful attitude for a knight.
I remember nothing except the fact it happened and I ate doritos and we highfived a lot
It seems that only way I've actually improved myself after 2 years of writing for the school newspaper is that I've mastered the art of descriptive words to improve my sexting skills
Everything is bullshit and I hate everyone
I'm so festive that I used my jack o lantern bucket as a just in case barf bin
Are we planning this because I am online looking for places with a Mechanical bull
I just fanned myself with my wet toothbrush to dry my mascara. Wtf
Only you would offer whiskey to a man in liver failure.
How much beer/TP for a BJ? Trying to set my new rates.
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