I wasn't excited about it either, but if I was going to have her take a load on her face, role playing as some french dude is the least I could do
Waldo just asked us for directions. Even he doesn't know where he is.
I feel kinda awkward using the Sesame Street themed Google to search for hot young pussy...
Wedding update: no alcohol, 75% of people have left, no one is dancing, no single groomsmen, and it's 5:30. I'm going the fuck home to drink by myself.
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You're going to the beach with me so we can have beach sex whether you like it or not. Get over it. Kthx.
seriously when did my vagina become a soup kitchen for the poor
Aaaand I cut your bangs with a large knife last night ...
We just had a sexually tense moment where we both chose the trough the pee. I love gay clubs.
I'm high and I have a consensual booty call on the way and just thought that it was a good time to let you know that I think that you are a stellar person.
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Multi-day drunkenness is to binge drinking as black diamonds are to skiing. They're tough and confusing and you hurt afterwards, but you did it and you probably got an alright story along the way.
It looked like Halloween in bed... BECAUSE HE BIT MY PUSSY AND I BLED ALL OVER THE FUCKING PLACE. THEN HE FELL AND BROKE HIS TOE. AND THEN PASSED OUT WHEN HE SAW ALL OF THE BLOOD.
WTF DOES CAROLINE HAVE GLASS IN HER FACE
When do you estimate your next shower will be? Several people have asked.
I deserve a medal for being woke up at 6am on my day off by your mother asking where your brother is
Only thing I have going for me is jacking off, weed, and saturdays
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