butt plug
anus plug
rubbish cock?
yes
you suck at this game today
Forget abc fam drinking games. Take a shot everytime Tyra says I and you'll be dead by the first commercial
During sex she told me I could do anything I wanted to her. You remember that toy lightsaber we bought at Wal Mart?
I wish I could save this moment forever and have sex with it regularly. Its just tht beautiful.
A piece of cheeseburger just fell between my tits. Consider this a "wish you were here" postcard.
he just sent me a pic of him naked with a bucket of margarita mix hanging off his dick
He waited exactly 18 minutes to booty call me after his break up.
Upon further investigation it turns out it wasn't blood, but chocolate frosting from the cupcake I shoved in my pocket to "save for later"
IM DRINK YORE HIFH WE ARE POSTERCHOLD OF AMERICA
You puked on yourself, then demanded to take shower. In which you kept saying "its raining"
You know how I said I hit my head so hard I saw two of him and tried to make out with both? Well, it turns out he has a twin.
I gave her two orgasms and then we laid there and she ate jelly beans out of my belly button...that girls a keeper
Bitch got stabbed in the eye. With a fork. Wait for it... At church. I was the only one at a party interested in her story. Only in the south
Just deepthroated a hot dog. Thinking of you
location: under the moon. please find me. need ride home.
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