I woke up face first on my living room floor arms outstretched toward the christmas tree
I woke up next to her this morning and couldn't remember her name. Luckily, she had written it on my hand so that I could add her on facebook.
I want to give my boyfriend great head for his birthday...can i practice on you?
does drinking everclear count as brushing your teeth? because i think they are sterilized
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iPhone photo doodle is awesome. I gave my vagina some lazers and sent it to him. He has a whole series waiting on his phone for when he gets off the plane.
True. She actually gives a fuck. A quality looked down upon if she wants to be one of us
scratched cornea got me an eyepatch and a blowjob from a girl with a thing for pirates
he told me to hold it and try to write my name in the snow and it seemed like a bonding moment because neither one of us had ever done that before. i didn't anticipate it vibrating and weirding me out therefore making me let go and get my hand peed on.
It's like wanting to be a vampire vs being a vampire. You don't know the cock lust until it's infected you.
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the fact that you have a guy named the "i want you to tie me up and fuck me" guy speaks volumes about your life.
if i dont text back till morning its cause i turned my phone off and changed my password to something i wont remember to stop myself from drunk texting...RESPONSIBILITY
IM GOING TO SIT ON YOUR FACE AND CHANT 'I BELIEVE THAT WE WILL WIN'
you left your anal beads in the dishwasher
Hey sorry if you felt me holding your hand in the middle of the night I was actually just checking you had a pulse
As long as it's before midnight it's cool. But it would be understandable to ring in my new year shitting myself just before I go to Iraq.
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