They past out watching a re-run of the 1984 presidential debate on cspan
How am I a tease?
Dude you flashed me ur vagina and walked away.
ONLY PART OF IT.
Ive given up on my natural charms. Im trying different accents till some girl wants to hook up with me.
I just taped a plastic bag to my ceiling for the next time I have to throw up on the top bunk. Why am I so good at college?
I have yet found the courage to put pants on. No judgement thursday led to no shower friday and now no pants saturday. God i miss college.
Were you paying girls to come up and grab my cock and tell me I look like bradley Cooper?
Being thankful with your family is one thing. Being thankful with your friends while getting drunk and smoking bowls while eating leftovers, priceless.
You should kill a bro for me and drag his carcass home so I can study him.
Holy fucking shit the worst thing for a hangover ever--A FUCKING BOLLYWOOD MOVIE BLARING IN CLASS
Cool. I might be making a sickly but incredibly well dressed wine drunk appearance in a couple hours
bullshit you weren't drunk, you pointed at me and said my cigarette was empty
She doesn't even give a fuck about angle. I seriously gotta start doing like penis yoga or something.
if i hadn't ended our catfight by hugging you one of us might be dead right now
Get the fuck in, we're going to Taco Bell.
Okay I’ll say it... THIS MOVIE FUCKS
That’s probably the first time I've heard Little Women described that way and I love it
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