At an apparent methhead hillbilly bar and was smiling for a pic when one toothless wonder screamed "look at all them teeth"!
I can't go out tonight. I feel like I'm starting to party as much as Farrah on Teen Mom.
Ask him about the girl he took home Saturday night. I swear she voted for Kennedy.
How does one fall all the way up a flight of stairs? Its hard on me knowing that the survival of our species depends on me not reproducing.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
booty call hours are between 1:30-3:00 AM thurs-sat with the exception of major drinking holidays and election days. please try again
As long as I don't spend the half the week passed out/fucked up on Klonopin and no one dies, this will be the best week I've had all semester.
Watermelon juice. Makes everything better. Gin. Wine. EVERYTHING.
I would just like to go ahead and accept my slut of the year award.
It's like 10 times better than an Oscar
On a completely unrelated note I think I have carpal tunnel
Again, totally unrelated
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
This guy kept trying to use "see? I'm clean. Cleared by the plasma place today." as a pick up line. This is not okay.
Also mom is not happy about me telling her how much i want the women sprinters on the Olympics to beat me up
All you need for a happy life is Jameson and slippers
Drunk me just want to text sober me for saving that half rack of ribs I loves you
I haven't listened to news as I've been having lesbian sex all night. Anything new?
sarah's view on last night: a threesome to make things less awkward. oh, well done.