Is it wrong to beat off to a girl to determine if you like her or not?
Well, I'm a guy so I don't have one, but if its anything like the inside of my nose, yes, vodka would burn.
this crazy girl in up in Dennys is going crazy because Bob Saget just texted her.
So, apparently, "i expected your penis to be bigger" isn't good pillow talk.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Correct me if I'm wrong here... but did we serenade each others breasts to "winds of change" last night?
You were mounting an escalator last night, shouting "I have no health insurance" at people
well i mean she can't stop a weed based friendship...its like a trying to stop a bomb or a really fast train...
From time to time I think I'm happy for a second and then I remember how a guy stopped me from giving him head on my birthday weekend.
How bad would it be if I wore out the dress we got peed on in. You're the only one who knows.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Wait, just ask him if can you can join in. You haven't lived until you've taken part in a threesome with your father...or so I've heard
I'm treating this like a real date. My boobs aren't even out.
I'm so proud, I have tears
Just saw a man downtown with a cat just riding on his shoulder like a furry parrot. He may be homeless, but I think he's your soul mate.
My general physician told me i have the emotional capacity of a 2 year old, While he refilled my xanax prescription. That's service!
I was randomly pulled aside to have my bag checked. It had 50 condoms in it.
just had an allergic reaction to my dildo. My life is ruined.
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