i just walked in on my sister drunkenly sobbing to sarah mclachlan. its time for an intervention.
didn't that happen to you last weekend?
shut up.
you left your dildo in my car
rules of finders keepers apply
I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
I bought a bottle of 100 proof for the storm. I am going to drink until I pass out. I'm taking bets. 1:30 pm is the over/under.
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i just watched a special on porn, the business isn't doing so good. You may want to wait before you start your career
I feel like you pissing on my ping pong table isn't something to be proud of.
Noooo. We thought it would be funny for him to wake up buried in the sand. But we just remembered about the whole high tide thing and it's dark and it's pretty damn hard to find an unconscious head sticking out of the sand. Just help us out
Just orgasmed in canada. I should get a sticker or something that says I orgasmed in a different country.
Is it sad that I have better conversations with his roommate before or after sex than I do with him in general?
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I'm wearing fairy wings and I broke my wizard staff. If this isn't the most happy but sad moment of my life , I don't know what is.
I'm eating Swedish fish out of my boobs and watching SOA.. There is no way your Tuesday night will be better than mine.
I think he's only dating me for my ass...
WHAT KIND OF DEALER ONLY WORKS FRI-SUN???
Ours, apparently.
Well when you come back we can have a huge bitch fit...or get really drunk....whichever comes first
Lately I've been very attracted to Kevin Jonas because he's like...less hot than Joe, but he's this healthy mix of both Joe and Nick. It looks like he's finally growing into himself.
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