it was worse than that time i tried giving evan head 4 days post nose job.
What do you say about some mid-afternoon anal?
you never know, standards drop, they turn gay, shit happens.
Do the low cut shirt test. If he stares at your tits even in front of your brother, he's down.
No. untill you have done a puke that contains nothing but semen and tequila, you do not 'feel my pain'
i jus dunped the rest of my drink down the sink and tool my bra off. pretty sure this is the best decision for everybody.
The thing is that despite the high paying career and the increased responsibility, my life hasn't changed that much. Only instead of blacking out on $2 wells at some dive I blackout on top shelf martinis in a suit. Oh and only on Fri & Sat nights. Being 30 doesn't suck as bad as everyone led me to believe.
Its people like u that make people like me go to rehab. He has a lazy eye for christ sakes.
I DO NOT KNOW WHO SHE IS, WE HAVE NO MORE FRUIT, SHE CAN'T STAY HERE.
Just bailed on her the best way possible. Got tickets to the game. Only issue is.... if we lose, we not only lost, but I skipped sex to watch us lose
I want my tombstone to read "making poor life decisions since 1993"
It was like the icing on a beautiful fuck boy cake.
You act like tequila is some sort of sex juice
He grabbed at it like it was a stress ball or something. It's a boob, not a grapefruit. The fuck.
According to my bank account I spent a penny some where
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