Wish I didn't live with 3 girls so I could beat off in peace.
At what point last night did I start ordering doubles?
Right after we had the just friends talk..
I don't remember her name, all I remember is trying to suck the wedding ring off her finger.
Idk if you remember me telling you about him, but I gave him a hj under the stars. Kind of added a little disney aspect to the whole experience.
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u r missing out we r watching a tranny direct traffic in a gstring
I didn't even have time to sit down and the nurse was like: ''You've been having unprotected sex.'' HOW DOES SHE KNOW?!?
Woke up covered in green glitter and beer. I am never leaving Ireland.
bro, your right, i shouldn't feel embarrassed about taking shots from a penis-shaped ice sculpture
Sometimes I'm jealous of turtles because they can just go to their homes whenever they want by putting their heads in their bodies.
How high are you?
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There comes a point, as I lay on the floor of the work disabled toilets contemplating catching 10 minutes sleep between chunders, that I wonder if its really worth it
I found my weird threshold when Truth or Dare became everyone get naked and snort Adderall off the kitchen counter.
You haven't lived until you have fucked while Fantasia is on
It's official cum is not a great leave in conditioner
Babe if there was a way to give a back rub and head at the same time that's what I would ask for my birthday, Christmas and of course right now. Please think about how and get back to me.
i fucked his best friend. once right next door to him. i'm pretty sure that could be called sweet revenge.
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