try this...when you orgasm scream his address including city state and zip...
Asian chick on skype stripping for me. Hold on give few min
To make up for the snow days we missed he's making us write a paper on alcoholism. It's like he knows.
You know you had a bad blackout when you forget you held the stanley cup.
If someone would have told me in preschool that I was going to do him I would have said no
Drunk walkin through police station. America
Well the walls are thin and I can hear the couple next door having sex. I think their dog is somehow involved.
No Robbie is the name of a kid or dog, not an adult man who's fucking you.
So the contents found in my winter coats this year: coat 1, condom and 10$. Coat 2, condom and 75$ check. Coat 3, 2.05$ and a sunflower seed.
Obviously coat 3 had the best time since you used the condom and all of the money
And then you asked me why my legs were so thick and started measuring them with a ruler
...and as she's going down on me I look at the speedo and I'm doing 15 under, with 6 cars tailgating me, and I know her parents saw her head pop up because they were the car right behind us.
I needed 3am water. Not 3am shots of rum.
In other news, I just sent her a video of me masturbating while driving in the rain, so I guess you could say I've mastered Snapchat
Yeah,I'm just gonna keep fucking other guys til this idiot figures out he loves me.
I sprayed his whole room with my perfume and left lots of my hair on the bed. So now if he does bring her home, the bitch will know this territory is marked.
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