it cannot be done, he is unbreakable.
What?
..he cannot be seduced..she had to have roofied him.
Details.
i nerd-gasmd. plain and simple.
whoever created level 16 on brickbreaker is a dick
Seriously, let me lead the intervention, my parents did like three with me. I know how it works.
i licked icing off his dick. in front of his sister.
This isnt meant to be as creepy as it sounds, but do you seriously want a lock of the hair I cut off?
I five year old is judging me because I just opened a bottle of Sam Adams with my teeth before 8am
I have no idea why I said that. I have no idea why anything happened last night, I broke my toaster making a egg. I'm going to quit drinking.
I was high fiving everyone. I even high fived with the wall for doing such a good job suporting the ceiling and keeping us alive.
Makes Sense, i generally dont want the same person two days in a row. Its like what i pick for supper, i like variety
My gynaecologist hit my g-spot today by accident and for some reason I went "at least someone found it" VERY AWKWARD
I told you, she may have multiple personality disorder, but like in the most upbeat way possible.
Next year for Halloween you can be the sword swallower, with a penis shaped sword.
Throwing up into Nora's potty chair while simultaneously having beer shits was truly the highlight of my Christmas season.
Can I get my morals surgically removed?
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