She had hickeys... what's up with that?? HAHAHA
I woke up wearing just my underwear and a headlamp at a different house than I remember passing out at. I told you irish car bombs are not made with an entire guinness.
I think his glow in the dark Star Wars sheets, at the time, really turned me on.
so, does the "dick the size of your forearm" thing run in the family then?
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drunk waterpark is besst waterpark.
And then. You beer bonged 3 tall boys. In a row. Fell into some kids lap. And pulled down my shirt trying to get up. Thank you for that. I got laid
I don't remember much, but my night is dated pre-Jaeger and post-Jaeger. Also, my boss may or may not have tucked me in.
I haven't found him passed out in the living room covered in noodles for a while now so I guess he's getting better with the drinking.
Then she looked me straight in the eyes and asked me if I missed my foreskin. Weirdest conversation ever.
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The bad news is that I stole all your drugs. The good news is that ITS KICKING IN!
Also I would love to pregame at your place if I weren't stuck at mine drinking laxatives
Of course he's seen my tits, I wave those things around like a trump supporter does an American flag
My vape juice got mixed up with the astroglide.
Wow..I bet that tasted bad.
Not tasted.
Officially spring today. First sighting of loud-ass Steller Jay on the balcony.
He kept spinning my wedding ring like thanks buddy I remember
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