just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
i just pissed myself at work. maybe they'll buy the old coffee spill trick
best part, i was ridiculous and none of them were judging me bc they didn't want my vagina. it was like i was a pretty painting
Its 11am everyones wasted wearing sombreros and eating fresh produce..cesar chavez would be very proud
It's offcial there's a Bobby Light radio station on pandora.
i don't even remember going to get food. i think i got gas too.
he made his penis look like a sprinkler when he was coming. it was pretty cool actually.
And the funny thing is when I went to the kitchen this morning, all 4 pizzas were still there in their boxes, untouched. My question to you is: what were we eating last night?
He tried to puke in the 14th hole and when I told him to stop he started chanting "hole in one hole in one"
On Wednesday I'm putting wine in a water bottle and crashing Margaret thatchers funeral
I mean I kinda plunged vagina first into my last relationship
THEIR PENISES MATCH. I JUST REALISED THAT. THEY HAVE IDENTICAL DICKS. OH GOD.
What do you mean? Just eat his food and have sex with him. Unless you want a relationship, then just eat his food.
Did you make it home alright?
No I'm sitting under a tree by a cricket. He's alone crying out for someone to Fuck him. This guy gets me.
What are you feeling right now?
Idk. I just flashed a porch 🤷🏼♀️
So not in the best place to do an emotional inventory
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