Best text conversation ever. Other than the one we had about using blood for lube.
and that's why he's hiding in the taco suit
I cant believe Lindsay Lohan feels like this every day
if he only knew that in between each sext i was puking.
dude she was givin me head and stops and looks up at me and tells me she loves me, then goes ''alright now cum in my mouth''.... pretty sure shes the one
If you can't accept "I'm sorry I was mean to you" bjs from 19 year old girls, then who can you
Wella between the drunkards, the inevitable slutty costumes, and someone doing a BODY SHOT OFF A PREGNANT GIRL, i lost my halloween spirit. Bah humbug.
Ive yelled into your vagina. There are few lines we haven't crossed at this point.
im trying to stop thinking of him and his amazing dick. every time i do i snap myself with a rubber band. classical conditioning at its finest...and you said i wouldnt learn anything from psychology.
well, I was going to forgive her anyway but not because shes my best friend and moreso because shes my drug dealer
You're on Grindr at the STD clinic. I love you.
I actually cannot wait for your visit. I miss people who make me look like the virgin mary in comparison.
He also turned out to be underage (the fucking liar) so we had to get drunk on cooking sherry
I want Walter White to make me a bologna sandwich while I'm chained to a support
He’s tiny, hairless and humps my leg when he wants sex. He’s basically a chihuahua
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