Nope changed our mind. Decided your strange bacon like body odor wasn't what we want to smell tonight.
So can I buy you a drink sometime?
Sure, but make it a double, I'm drinking for two these days.
2 showers later and I'm still finding cum on random body parts of mine
I am drunk at a castle and it isn't even 3. Europe is amazing.
I just ate nachos topless with a fork. Live with meeee
Its the anniversary of our epic NBA All-star game weekend. The night the two of us cashed a 30-pack while watching the dunk contest
I bet it kind of sucks while you do community service I'm getting blown in the shower. haha
One guy got his nose broke and was playing with it. Then another guy was playing beer pong off his horse.
I didnt want you guys to know I needed to puke, so I just nonchalantly did in my solo cup and threw it out the window
Can I also remind you that we insisted on touching his mustache?
Well of course I remember it took up like 20 minutes of my night.
You were so drunk that you didn't even notice when I switched out your shot of jäger for a shot of maple syrup...before or after you drank it.
Who knew I could feel anymore shameful at the bar than i usually do...I think my bartender recognizes me from the walk of shame out of his house after i hooked up with his son yesterday
Man, that hitchhiker cursed me.
I need to stop challenging people to taking off clothes. I win too often
And when were you going to tell me to stop dancing on his coffee table singing "come on irene?"
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