found out what b.m.t stands for.
what did you think?
bread, meat, tomatoes, but then i realized that could be practically any sub.
your room smells of hookers.
And success
I'm surprised you like me... I didn't think I was your type.
Blonde hair and big tits is every guys type.
win or lose for butler, i'm still masturbating to brad stevens tonight
i want the original willy wonka imagination song to come on when i take a girl to my room
Just because we buy weed together doesn't mean were a couple
He paid me to blow him while doing a handstand. Does that make me a whore or just a budding gymnast?
RIGHT?!?! I'M ACTUALLY UPSET I DON'T GET TO MAKE THE 2.3 MILE TREK TO SUCK HIS COCK, yes I google earthed it.
Dude she pregamed for her sorority's philanthropy.
STOP TELLING PEOPLE I PEED ON YOU
So fucking hammered. Is this all spelled right? I'm holding it up to my eye. I am on a boulder. I feel like an owl
Sadly, she's the porn star that got away
I said that I'm avoiding parties and guys, and the freshman girl just laughed
My boob is missing a layer of skin
You mentioned his name and i threw up a little.
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