Im at strip club and am horny
omg! a creepy truck driver just made a frog puppet wave at me!!!
Its like im going on a blind date, but ive already had sex with her
he showed me his boner with his cell phone light during the movie.
I think I died last night. I had 14 beers..well 13 1/2 if you count the one that got spilled on the baby in the elevator.
She said, "awww, you're so sweet" after I started putting on a condom. How many STDs have I just contracted?
I'M SO WET FOR FREEDOM
I have a boner in one of my pics with her which no one noticed.
The night went downhill when he took his pants off at our table and walked up to women saying "Special delivery"
I am a figure skater. You should know better than to let me get drunk near any patches of ice during Olympics season.
You were hitting on girls while wearing the banana suit. When they rejected you you yelled "I gotta split anyway."
Did you wake up next to Karina?
So that's her name
You where banging on the wall asking us where we hid the door...you then crawled under the deck thinking you'd be safe. I told you to eat the nachos before the party...I told you.....
Dad is wasting no time getting back out there. Just walked in on him and a Twin Peaks waitress in the hot tub
I could hear it slapping against his thighs under the robe!!!!!!!!! You are a lucky girl!
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