Is this a definitive no? All is forlorn? Such is fine, but i'm drunk and a sucker for concrete answers
Walk of Shame. In a state park.
Report just came out that Tim Tebow is a virgin but I have proof he is not. He's bent Florida State over the last four years in a row.
hanging on that rope, lady gaga looks exactly like a used tampon
all i know is that if they can hide that much blood in her outfit, they definitely could have hid a penis
You drew a self portrait of yourself on his wall with sharpie.
I need a horse. I don't think you can get a DUI on a living creature.
nothing like Chinese food and masturbating on a Saturday night
No more jager for that guy. He jacked the neighbor kids big wheel, rode around making jet noises, then passed out behind the wheel and rolled it and broke his wrist
Im hitting on this chick at a stoplight when all the sudden. i notice this chick blowing some dude in the backseat.
THANK YOU for not letting me make out with that girl omfg I was one step away from a foursome in the handicapped stall
You came down the stairs dressed as winnie the pooh and kicking cups off the table and out of people's hands
Would I be a horrible mom if I got a babysitter at 6am so I could go get laid.
Definitely went down on him last night while he was wearing a cape. He randomly kept swirling it around me and "revealing me" in the mirror like a magic trick. I'm not even a little upset, it's fun fucking younger guys.
He just flipped the beer pong table and set the ceiling fan on fire things are about to get crazy
After returning from the hospital with lock-jaw from getting tackle at the game. Some naked chick busted out of his room and hit him with a devastating haymaker to the jaw because he wouldn't have sex
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