He said i was a degenerate twofaced catholic slut and a grade a bitch. Quite complimentary really. i guess i shouldn't insult the red wings
The bender is in full force. After 2 bloody mary's at breakfast we are now drinking vodka redbull "as a precaution" so we will stay awake for the club tonight.
We'll see haha. The cum didn't work...I just chewed the whole thing in a day.
I hope you meant gum...
The more I hate his personality, the more I love his penis.
her name was charlotte except you kept calling her chatroulette and yelling at her to show you her boobs
I want to frame my negative pregnancy test.
we had a 10 minute conversation with his family about how I don't let him eat me out. I want to go home
Until you wake up with a Hustler club stripper in the next room whose nipple you were coerced to lick at Snake & Jake's after breaking up a fight between an Indian and a Filipino, I don't wanna hear about your weird.
I keep thinking your bag of thongs is a bag of chips. So mad I can't eat them.
Plus it's a good way to scope out guys. Have them fight for you, like real males do in nature.
He literally said I should watch game of thrones while I was blowing him like is this the conversation you want to be having right now
I came home braless and wearing a tail....
I apparently tried to wax off my nipples.This explains the pain
I have dined. Now I want to get fucked.
I didn’t want a minivan, but I have to admit it’s made it a lot easier to hook up with the dilfs at soccer tournaments
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