you kept yelling something about watching the muppets chirstmas carol and trying to turn the t.v. on with your car keys
@ a funeral. fucking miss uuuu
Thank God. You really dodged a small penis there.
I feel like my whole life has been one big pre-game for Mexico.
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Out of ice. Vodka+club soda+cut up lime popscicle=I'm an alcoholic genius.
so there is either a lot of blood or a lot of wine in the shower....
"Whiskey Cheerios" was a terribly great idea.
Mostly because I hate my job and a have a photogenic penis.
Is it morally wrong to give today's hookup a Krispy Kreme from yesterday's hookup or is it just fat love?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Is it a problem if I'm trying to condition Goodbye Horses to trigger an erection?
One of the worst parts about living at my parents again is trying to hide how often I'm hungover, just quietly puked in the basement bathroom while my mom got ready for work
Nobody likes ball hair. Not even gay dudes
I just made a dick pic collage. Let me just tell you,there is no comparison to the latest!
You bet your firm but soft ass I miss you
Of course he’s dumb. He’s got a 9 inch dick! There’s not enough blood in his body for a big dick and a big brain. It’s science
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