He said he had a gf but the monogamy was "only implied".
Just chased ups truck with a half wiped ass for you. You're making dinner tonight
all i asked was if it was all the way in, and now im laying here alone. sensitive guys fucking suck
She tried to cook Velveeta IN the oven on clean mode.
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so does the 200 for rent and 150 for utilities include the never telling my boyfriend about the guys i bring home.. or is that extra?
Itd be like fucking a waterbed thats been locked in a barn for two years.
Where in the FUCK do you get your analogies
He was the only guy who ever made me cry..
Who, the park ranger who made you dump out your beer on the beach?
You know your high, when your chugging applesauce out of the jar with no utensils.
Obviously he considers you not fucking him as fucking up. Thus making him fuck up. Based on this I believe he should be disqualified from the race to your vagina.
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So, when I got arrested, they fingerprinted me. I'm getting my nails done right now and I'm pretty sure he's filing off my prints. Worth the $30.
I spent the day drinking wine and meditating. I'm zen as fuck.
pssssst. you dropped everyone else off and forgot about me. im in the backseat of your car still. can you please come back outside and either let me out or take me home?
I just know what's gonna happen. I mean. I shaved my legs up to shorts length. But I'm leaving the rest as a sort of makeshift caution tape.
And here I thought that was one nut sack too many
Is it normal, that tacos make me horny?
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