That girl would be way hotter if she changed her face.
sometimes i wish i could just stick a turkey baster up there and suck out the blood
turns out gay frats are just like normal frats, only with more v-necks
I forgot how hot balto sounded
I know. I almost started crying. IN WHAT UNIVERSE IS THAT A TURN ON?!
all i wanna do is drink skittled vodka, fuck my gf, and pass out in my neighbors hot tub naked
Welp I just blew a load probably the size of a small pond if not a lake
Who the fuck is this
Yeah, this dress is irreparably whorey. I've resigned myself to being a family scandal.
you were yelling that somebody needed to take your bra off with such enthusiasm my first thought was that you were on fire.
Ill tap morse code on the ceiling when im ready for you to come down amd smoke
Thanks for letting me in last night. I was drunkenly sleepwalking.
Yea... The gym isn't gunna happen today... When I was drunk last night I tried to prove I could front flip off the wheel cover of a semi... I fucked up my shoulder pretty bad... It was more of a roll
he just cleaned his wound with pinnacle whipped
I guess the lesson here is that I shouldn't send nudes to elected officials.
It's now officially the Christmas season, so I have no shame in drinking evernog.
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