Dear male population: sorry for being such a dick tease but thanks for paying for my bar tab and drunk food
From the crime scene it appears that I attempted to throw up into a candle.
adderall flavored popcorn. yes we did it and its awesome
SLUTTIEST. 4TH. EVER.
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I don't think I can handle being a slut. There is a lot more emotional stress that I never realized.
Keep in mind that he's 43, unemployed and living with his parents. There's really not much we could do to make his life worse.
he came in the shower with me...i thought it was going to be nice and romantic...until he started peeing on my leg.
the wall and i were having dominance issues.
My dad got me a charm braclet....his way of trying to support my gayness....
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I'm sorry your Amazon says buttplugs now
HE FINALLY TEXT ME AND CALLED ME BY MY TWITTER NAME STAND BY FOR THE WEDDING INVITE, BRIDESMAID
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Well my mom knows that the welt I had on my forehead last month was the result of a sex accident. This holiday sucks
They are like untrained puppies reaking havoc on a newly furnished house. Out of control.
You just compared our vaginas to a newly furnished house...I can dig it.
Hot guy next to me on the flight lives near my grandparents. There’s a 100% chance I end up drunk and naked in his hot tub
Happy Thanksgiving to me!!!
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