He is drunkenly eating my teddy grahms and making little growling noises as he bites the head off of each one.
I would have added her but her profile pic was piece of pie
I made a mac n' cheesicle. Better in my head than in real life. Gonna keep smoking to see if it gets better.
Just calculated that for my last final tomorrow I need 120% to improve my grade and 53% to keep it..buying 30 packs now, go get dressed
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Change of plans. Theres a bouncy castle setup in my apartment complex.
Dude. Remember the only two rules I set for that? Always have a sober friend and don't do drugs with a fat chick.
When I told him he could take naked pics of me, did I really need to specify that he could not email them to my brother's friends for bragging rights?
Came back with a random sweatshirt, an American flag, and a for sale sign. Mission success?
I rather not break my neck. It's hard to look sexy with a neck cast.
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Actually, lets be honest. I will probably keep calling him the pastor because it brings me joy using pastor and fuck buddy in the same sentence.
If you're wondering about the mess, we had sex in the kitchen. There was noodles involved.
Fun FACT Saturday: Semen is great for my acid reflux
I feel like I'm in a astronaut outfit like I'm a spaceman & I'm just floating around cause that's all you do in space is float and I'm floating to be in detail
Houston we have a problem
I knew you were on something when you said you were a puppy and you ate all the frosty Paws dog ice cream which says not for human consumption right on the side of it.
is it still the walk of shame if his dad gave me a 'thanks for sleeping with my son' head nod on my way out this morning?
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