My mom foundout about my dui nd just called me to come home. I just took acid like 30 min ago. Wht should i do?
i dont care about people's attitudes as long as they give me head
Don't make me choose between a good grade and anal
Dude, you need to understand there is a fine line between "guilty pleasure" and in the closet gay
Im sitting on the exxon bathroom floor, idk if its healthy but it sure is cold
All I can see in the pic you sent is white shorts...
Thas my pasnts in colleg! Tehy glow! AND SMELL LIKE BEER!
Drunk puking in my bathtub has plugged it up for the third time this year. I hate these calls to my landlord.
We fed him just...so many bright colored crayons when he was blacked out. I hope he looks at his shits because this could be all for nothing
Please hurry up and come back. This is so awkward. He's showing me banana videos.
So now I can cross "have my ass be someone's phone background" off the bucket list. You know, if it was something I actually had wanted to happen.
apparently I got pissed off that no one would let me spray them with a bottle of champagne at midnight of the new year. so I sprayed myself with one shirtless in the near freezing cold outside
There's a super pregnant woman here complaining about back pain. I better not see a live birth in the hair care aisle
You think that was bad? One time my parents found my sister half naked on top of the four runner in the garage. She makes me look like the good child.
You know those times when you're sitting down for a while and r like damn I'm sober but then stand up and r like WOAH HOLD UP.
Next time we do shrooms i am finding an open field at sunrise and running through it and nobody is stopping me this time!
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