I'm youtube-ing children's choirs. Am I adorable? Or am I a child predator?
Predator. Straight up.
Bleh. If he hadn't ascended into heaven and sat at the right hand of the father, Jesus would be rolling over in his grave right now.
You need to get here now. A drunk girl just stumbled into our apartment. shes laying on the floor by our door.
nothing like a negative hiv test and a bag of condoms to brighten my day.
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he's 25, hott, and leaving for iraq tuesday, i wanna get in as much as possible...
your life is a nick sparks novel waiting to happen
He has a really nice penis but its like a model that wasn't built to scale
i walked in on you eating. you had the fridge wide open and you were rotating between steak and handfuls of captain crunch.
You made her yell her own name while you were fucking so that you would remember it in the morning.
They have a genuine stripper pole secured to the floor of their living room. I am thoroughly take advantage of it. I've made $5 so far. Why don't more places have poles??!
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You're wrong. It's my BIRTHDAY. We all know it's impossible to get pregnant on my diva day!
HOW DID ALL OF US MISS THE OBVIOUS: I'LL SHAKE YOUR SPEARE
I just realized how terrible that was... I was drumming on your penis to a song about Baby Jesus.
I think you're literally the first guy to ever pick up a chick from pinterest.
i feel like if we ever had babies together they would just be drunk all the time
I CAN’T BELIEVE YOU STUCK YOUR DICK IN CRAZY!
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