So you refered to him as "monster dick"...not so much
Don't use my boy Weezy to support your whoreish tendencies.
I hope as the only other living being in this apartment you can explain to me why the toilet was full of cheerios this morning.
Stop selling my mother weed! She's annoying as hell when she's stoned.
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I heard porn and smelled bacon cooking. I knew you had to be home.
Don't park in the garage. I installed a stripper pole while drunk and it's kinda in the way
God I hope my hair dresser doesn't realize that all these hairspiration pictures are from gay porn blogs on tumblr.
I don't understand how these people can do extreme gymnastics and I have problems walking up the stairs.
WHY IN THE FUCK DID YOU LET ME DRUNK PUNCH STEVE? HE IS SUCH A NICE GUY!
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I tried to have sex on someone's sisters horse last night
im questioning your sanity while also accepting your reality
Literally had sex in his grow room under a plant.. ganja queen .
Yea she is hot. But she also had no toothpaste in her entire apartment.
I want to meet people. Preferably ones with penises
Of course he did! You’ve seen my tits, you know he didn’t stand a chance!
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