Viking lives by an ancient code of honor that we do not understand.
What code could that possibly be? Bothering the fucking shit out of people while being physically repulsive?
Your brother just successfully got half the bar mostly naked
we've started having sober sex
you really do like him
I don't have nearly enough visine for the dryness from sticking my head out the window on the freeway for 20 minutes. Child lock me next time.
The way I'm gonna look at it is, if you don't makeout with your roommate once in college, you didn't do something right.
He just kept yelling cup my balls to everyone they kicked us out after 20 min
He was spooning with the dog when I came home. Now shes afriad to go near him. Should I ask?
I'm going through our high school yearbook trying to find what boys I want to hook up with this summer. We graduated four years ago. That's a problem.
he said he was going grocery shopping but when he came back all he had was a jumbo bag of pancake mix and case of beer.
the essentials, lol
They sleep with other people as long as there is no oral. Logic and reason were thrown out the window a long time ago with them.
I've been eating like all day, let me suffer my one 'Dear lord, I'm the size of a small whale. One that doesn't even need to find being killed by illegal whaling because I'm not even big enough to provide an decent blubber, but still big enough to be considered for a brief moment.' moment in peace.
I can never have sex in Utah again. The altitude had me breathing like a fat kid going up stairs.
At some point, I’d like to pretend that his penis is a popsicle.
I just woke up hand cuffed to the bar and shirtless, so yeah I think I need you to come get me.
It smells like graded cheese and febreze in the family room what the hell have you been up to???
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