me and ur bf were arguing about whether coke was vegan. i really hope it's vegan
How do you wash franks red hot sauce, whip cream, grapejuice and shame out of silk?
I would just throw it away. You cant just wash out shame, it has to soak for like a month.
so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
you drank a bottle of vodka and then while throwing up in my toilet you kept reminding me our hs reunion was in 2 yrs and it was time to start getting thin again anyway
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we went through the mcdonalds drive through and you asked for a free sample of their fries to see how you liked them.
He drunk dialed T-Mobile at 3am and talked to them for 45 minutes and got his phone bill lowered from $80 to $60... Best drunk dial ever.
Just because your phone has a case on it doesn't mean it will survive a 5 story drop out the window.
She can drink whiskey without a chaser and has a fridge full of whipped cream. Girlfriend potential
Ok so in the last 18 months I have now driven four different dudes into counseling. I'm like heroin with a vagina.
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He crawled over to me grabbed my boob asked me if I liked cats and then passed out. If that's really my RA, it's gonna be a long year
He's the conductor of the struggle bus
I RODE THAT FINE PIECE OF STRUGGLE BUS
I WAS KIDDING ABOUT SLUTEMBER BUT ITS ACTUALLY HAPPENING
I finished masturbating now I'm eating french toast crunch. What is life, and what are friends.
I'm going to preface tonight by saying that I'm sorry for tequila, shopping carts, and having to chase me.
To get him to come she paid for his uber and promised that someone in the house would give him head. it worked
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