i cvme to yuor rooom...wherer are youf?
please be gone before i get back
Upon hearing of his newfound access to every orifice... even ones he just made up... the Grinch's penis grew three sizes that day.
is there a reason why there is cup of piss in the fridge?
no
Have $25 to my name but it's $2 pitchers. I have no choice but to go.
And he tried to make it as casual as possible by asking where i was going on vacation while he was poundin me.
Get here now. This is going to be possibly my most dangerous idea ever, and I'm the guy who challenged a hobo to a breakdance fight.
He met a random girl on the bus home and decided to go to Spain with her. The blackout decisions are becoming internationally epic. He has work in the morning.
I want to meet new people and vomit on their things instead\n
A guy at one of our big accounts just said you probably dont remember meeting me saturday night ps you were right about those two girls being lesbian
And we're now at 8 people from the office coming to my desk to ask me "do you feel better?".
I just realized that at some point last night I told someone I would only be friends with 16% of them because the other 84% stole my people's land
They were swingers. Real swingers. Thought it was going to be awesome until some fat guy tried to put my dick in his mouth.
Hooked up with a girl in the dorm laundry room tonight. And got invited to go to Vegas for free. That's how today's going.
So I realize somewhere between mildly irritated and outright belligerently pissed is where you are, but as to location, where are you?
She calls him the walking dildo to his face. That relationship is already fucked up.
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