Skip Greektown and come to Geektown. I just want to cuddle.
Got some. In a truck. I will just pee you in the morning i guess?
why did u have a candy cane hung on your dick in the first place?
she has a santa fetish
cute.
I learned the names of so many hookups when they read them at graduation
How can it be called memorial day weekend....I don't even remember this weekend
He;s fine. He just kept saying "hurricane Gordon is coming to shore" and flexed his muscles a lot.
Tell your boss that he's keeping you from eating a fuck sundae off of these 36-24-36 34 D's waiting for you at home on Valentine's Day.
but i'm paying and its not a date cause he's got a gf and i'm hooking up with his roommate tomorrow night
You know how girls with huge tits have back problems? Do you get knee problems or something?
Yelling back at the people on Jerry springer through the TV, and eventually punching it. Failure of a night.
She just causally held my limp dick in her hand the entire movie. Her parents were cuddling on the couch too..that brave!
she gave me her number and i just said "no. cant."
I'm like an air traffic controller of women. It's a very similar job. Well spaced and gentle landings are good. When they meet, it's bad. Explosions bad. Dying screaming burning children bad.
I just made my mom buy me lube. I've reached a new level of broke.
Dude why is my bed and bedding wrapped in bubble wrap?
Cuz u wanted to insure u had a safe sleep
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