dude i dont realllllly have to fuck her do i? its just a mess down there and i think im gonna cry
I wish i was in the wii world.
I showered today. Officially upgrading myself to useless.
Just snuck alcohol into the hospital for my mom.
I could literally track my booty calls if I ever got knocked up by my parking tickets
please dont let the old guy in the wheelchair see you when you wake up
It's only 10 in the morning...josh is already on the way to the ER for trying to shotgun a beer with a sparklers sticking out of it on fire.
We role played last night. I was Brandon Inge and she was some slut from Toledo. Let's just say Triple A might not be so disappointing after all.
Besides asking our teacher if he enjoyed being fisted did I have any other tragic moments last night?
I WISH WE COULD PLAY THE DRINKING GAME TOGETHER AND THEN BANG FOR AMERICA.
There's an owl outside. I feel like he's hooing directly at me.
Below this exterior of ice is a layer of cum. Followed by a pool of gin. More cum. Then, finally a heart.
There's times when I just want to bottle my farts for later they're so insane.
how do you make "fuck me in the break room" sound casual?
how should I feel if a guy kept complimenting my bangs while I was giving him a blowjob?