What would you say if someone told you they liked your lips?
I don't think brook has ever known best
there needs to be a build-a-bong store...
There's a litter of kittens in my bathtub and beer cans everywhere. I want my apartment key back.
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if you spike my cofee one more time im gona fuck you up. im presenting to the mayor in sevven fucking minuets. fuck you and youir fucking bartending classses i am so fuckign fcked
Just doin' what I do best: sitting in a stall in the class building's bathroom, pondering life and exploring deep, dark corners of the internet before class.
I can feel my ovaries exploding thinking about them.
I think this girl gave me a handjob thinking that I would help her with her cell phone bill
omg. that's awesome
Yes she scared me. She had NIPPLE CLAMPS ATTACHED TO A STUN GUN.
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YOU WORK IN THE US CAPITOL! YOU CANNOT HAVE SEX IN THE BATHROOM!!
Dude, you are totally ruining intern season for me...
I got so high that I ate a protein bar while in the shower. I then proceeded to leave half the protein bar and the wrapper on the ledge in my shower. Haha oh well.
And to celebrate the raising of our lord I just purchased a bunny buttplug. Am I doing this Easter thing right?
You have the perkiest tits in all of North America. You're fine.
I literally just told you I found out I masturbate in my sleep. I think we can be snapchat friends again
He turned on read receipts specifically so i'd know he was ignoring me.