last week i woke up at this guys house...this week i woke up at his ex girlfriends
Just barfed in my hand. Needless to say, this day is off to a great start
Kelly Kapowski is pregnant and it's not Zach Morris'. I no longer believe in true love.
I don't think anyone could emotionally handle a numb vagina.
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maybe next time you'll take an ex boyfriend warning you that she's batshit crazy as a warning instead of a challenge
Just got tipped $5 for distracting some dude's gf while he got another girl's number. Bro-code at its finest.
She was eating whipped cream out of a plunger at 3 am in the morning. Yet somehow she still had an elegance about her.
So I found the perfect "Yeah I gained weight since high school but it went to all the right places" outfit for the reunion this weekend.
My lower body still feels like its been through a garbage disposal and a trash compactor. In that order.
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She dresses cool and she's mean. And she has fake boobs I feel like I can relate to her on so many levels.
fuck it. im taking monday off to do some Jagering.
You better buy her a motherfucking bunnyrabit to make up for this. And me footsie pajamas for being a cockblock.
I'm not going to say what I did. You're smart enough to figure it out. But I did it. And you owe me 20$
Good morning love! Friendly reminder that we decided to make leggings with a vagina zipper. "For the winter quickie"
She told me I was absolutely not allowed to sleep with him even though she knows I'm a rule breaker who loves a good challenge.
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