that's just what I need...drunk ass people throwin hatchets in the dark.
woke up 7 floors down in the lobby...i my underwear. New high or new low?
New experience?
Heading to the gym, the one that guy said he goes to. Already checked online, his class is at 5. And no, this isn't too much after meeting him last night. Stop judging me,
she made out with a stripper. how was scrabble night with your girlfriend
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He's a waiter, looks 15, and told me he loved me after only talking to me for 30 minutes. I told him I wanted a margarita. We got 3 free pitchers. I may have to make this our regular Wednesday night hangout.
So squirting runs in the family.
Hey, the point is, I have 3 guys to fuck to get over the last one. It's my golden rule. You told me to find a hobby! It translated as "find another guy".
That is the opposite way I told you to find a hobby.
Oh yeah and one of the strippers brought you chips and water when you were passes out next to the toilet. So that was nice
Just realized I've gone to court three different times with papers and a joint roller in my briefcase. #lawyeroftheyear
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how do you always get into these "we banged the same dude now lets be friends" situations???
He ordered a meatball sub with a side of meatballs.
I'm looking for whatever I can find, and afford without having to eat my emotional support cat
His idea of a night out is drinking beer in the driveway. He's been on house arrest too long
YOU WILL GIVE ME MASHED POTATOES OR I WILL RIP YOUR SOUL INTO 7 PIECES AND YOU WILL TURN INTO LORD VOLDEMORT
If you have been drunk at one point during the day and are going to bed sober that same day, something is very wrong.
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