Oh KT! There was no tea in those Long Islands...
There is no way he is gay with that hair.
I did that thing again where I get way too drunk and go gay. Then wake up in the morning and freak out at the person. Yet another bar I cannot go back to
Cleveland boys shit in their own pumpkins in their own living room. Got pictures to prove it.
I'm like 99% sure I made out with Kevin Spacey last night. Not good.
Well i tried snorting sugar. so either that made me puke or the fact that i drank water from a fish tank
No. Mother. Fucking. Jello shots. Just no. I'm not falling into that trap again.
Like I just asked Greg why I don't have a crown for my vagina. That drunk.
I knew deleting his texts was a bad idea and I was right. I just used the last time we talked to help me figure out when I had my last period
On the other hand, this could be a new level of shame for me.
We banged in his car behind the burrito place. Google Maps keeps asking me to rate my visit. 5/5, would cum again.
Why did I wake up covered in glitter next to a half eaten cheeseburger?
If he brings home bacon, dont let him leave. Dont screw this one up. this may be our last chance.
Painted a stripper an elf costume. Her coworkers liked it. Now in a room full of naked strippers.
you tried to strip tease your way into canada but got arrested instead. don't worry, your mom doesn't know.
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