summer is not the time to consider going full bush.
the next time i see a chick with leggings under her jean skirt...i'm gona beat her ass with a fashion magazine...
Whatever it was. it was pregnant.
My friend is getting herself a tramp stamp that says "property of the half blood prince".
i figure now that we're number one party school im obligated to black out at least 4 days a week. andddd go.
Walking down the street at 11 pm dressed in bubble wrap. Why is the bar so fucking far away??
And our DD is passed out in the bathtub with the curtain closed. What happened tonight
I forgot that I thought it would be a good idea to hairspray my toilet seat last night after I took 12 shots of vodka so when I just went to pee, I stuck to the toilet. Never drinking again.
She almost killed me. The shot she handed me had tacks in it. Wtf?!
He said I showed up in just my underwear and a bunch of towels I stole from the party I was at.
Hey dude. I've got a mini fridge in my closet now so we don't have to worry about getting drunk and falling down the stairs on our way to get more beer.
if anyone knows where my shirt is please let me know and if you know why I don't have my own shirt please also let me know. also do any of you know why I'm missing a bra wire?
She asked me if I would fuck her with my storm trooper mask on
You left your hot dogs in my dresser again
My ex's sister asked me to be her date to Thanksgiving. Should I go?
Threesome!
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