well that one time I was being a total idiot trying to see how much I could drink. turns out 22 shots is too much. surprise surprise! ambulance party!
She laid down on my bed and played "I want you to want me" on my laptop. subtle.
This chick just checked into her walk of shame on Foursquare... I think I'm in love.
i can't believe you were mixing vodka with green tea last night and enjoying it.
i should bottle and sell it. my slogan could be "green tea vodka. antioxidating while intoxiacting. your liver will thank you. "
She just said she wanted to get freaky and left the room. I'm almost certain I just heard the microwave.
Also, the drinking age in Japan is 20. At what point in the sky am I allowed to start downing alcohol?
Why have her stay eight hours when I only last eight minutes?
We're 17 hours into a 3 day weekend, and he's already shitfaced. He fell of the dock TWICE and insisted on wearing a life jacket on dry land.
pretty sure the dicks i sucked were punishment enough
Kellie accidentally ran into the car with two teenagers making out. made a big thud. there was a loud scream and she was gone...haven't seen her since
high moment I think I just reached personal nirvana
I got high and had sex with reindeer antlers on. It was magical and animalistic. Tia the season.
I just moonwalked my socks off. THAT LAZY. THAT HIGH.
You've had it in your mouth, how have you not seen it?
Her oh Gods turned into oh god I shouldn't be doing this I'm engaged.
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