How come twittering sounds sexual?
Because of Bambi.
yay america 4th of july drinking game. take a drink every time you hear or see a firework, finish your drink for a mention of mj or the gosselins, a shot for the words democracy,hope, freedom, terrorism
My pussy is not your playground.
She fuckin peed on me
Stay golden ponyboy
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When I was with you my penis felt like a fat woman crammed into a pair of lulu lemons
Just so you know, your wedding is in the same place I gave my first bj.
All I know is that I woke up with my pajamas on inside out in front of a bowl of watered down kd. Sitting up. I didn't even make it to bed.
Should I go sleeveless of strapless?
Hmmm, it doesn't matter. You're gonna be topless by the end of it.
my phone went off during the middle of it and he ask what i was doing. he wouldn't let my reply with "your boss". ..
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Thank you contacting dial-a-boner. Currently, our boner is on a run to service another client. You can either wait 2 hours for service, or share concurrent service with the current client.
him crossdressing on the weekends is awkward but not a deal breaker for me.
So what if I got a tattoo on a bus, it was sterile.
if happy hour never ends, you’ll never have to eat kale
I've literally slept one hour I'm honestly just surprised you can insult me this early
i only got to wear my halloween costume for an half hour before it got taken off.
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