hotel room ftw
Come to the Burger King. We're waiting for you.
Doo rag and shades in the bar. You are missing your future husband.
she's telling me all about the love triangles of her sims. you tell me how it's going.
I can't even type what I drank. I'll throw up
I just love it. It's warm and soft and the rest of the world is so mean. My bed would never be mean to me
omg his dad is hot
... I'm currently away at the moment. Leave a msg since I cannot express how much I can't help you stop ruining peoples lives.
It's after midnight. I didn't find the answer to my problem, but I did find the bottom of a bottle of vodka, so... there's that.
I was his one phone call from jail and I hung up on him. He's fine though were gonna go to a party now.
This really high kid past out in the corner of the room holding a box of cheez its in his arm. My idol.
I maxed out my credit card last night on powdered donuts and beef jerky
We are horrible
Yeah but we're also awesome
That reminds me of the morning I woke up on the sidewalk covered in chicken wings
It wasn't until after we began having sex again the next morning I realized I didn't know his name.
I put on a face mask and masturbated for an hour... my face now has a green tint
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