I have a pretty basic diameter of my vaginal abyss. I'm sure it won't hurt.
You dont ever try to use your dick as a power washer to get bits of poop of the toilet bowl?
eye of the tiger was playing while i pooped... it totally helped.
normally i'm against accepting campers on facebook but this one saw me giving head to another counselor and didn't say shit about it to my boss so i feel like shes earned the right to look at my sloppy drunk pictures
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Just opened a beer with eyelash curlers... miss you.
Thank you, bloody toiletpaper I found in the hamper. I was worried that today was going to be boring.
He literally sends me dick pictures, EVERY DAY. SEVERAL DIFFERENT ANGLES ..it's like I GET THE POINT.
He started screaming "fuck me I'm Ryan Gosling" and proceeded to pick up the smallest guy at the party and carry him to bed.
You chest bumped everyone we walked by on the way home... Even girls
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Seriously, even though I keep it clean, I could douse it in bleach and set it on fire and still not be comfortable with you actually holding it. It's been in my VAGINA.
I spent half an hours grinding with a drunk Harry Potter cosplayer at the con rave. Pretty sure I felt his wand.
My balls are resting on a block of frozen cheese in a sealed bag
While we were having sex he asked me if I wanted to get wingstop after. I think I found my future husband.
60% of the guys I've slept with are on my holiday greeting card mailing list. I'm an amazing ex lover.
It's hard picking what to wear when you know the plan is sex. Like can't I just wear my robe let's just simplify this.
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