I'm putting on too much make up bc I'm stoned
if you don't let us come over today i'm not taking the second plan b pill. your call.
sober me hid the cigs from drunk me. sober me is a tricky bitch.
Seius question. Does a penis floar when ina baht? Must find out.
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dude, I feel like I need to get my gf's roommate a gift. something that says, sorry you walked in on me getting blown. suggestions?
If you could come over after class and poke me with a stick to see if im still alive id really appreciate it
If your relationships aren't working out because she doesn't have a penis THEN maybe you should give dudes another go
WE COULD TOTALLY DO ECSTASY AND GO TO THAT CAT SHELTER OFF OF BROADWAY.
And the cockring thing wasn't sexual.
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That's how I like my men: traumatized and crying in a ball
Just to clarify, I'm still tripping balls
On an unrelated note, I've come up with a theory of everything
he said "GREAT SCOTT" as he was cumming.
Damn victory sex feels great
Remeber when we went camping and fucked those two guys? Yeah me either but I'm covered in poison oak so I'm guessing it's from that.
My last Google search was 'can an impotent man have sex'. I don't even want to know what I did with that guy.
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