i'm so hungover...i might vomit in a handbag instead of selling them
the nicest thing hes ever said to me is give me head.......please
I want to fuck you with a popsicle till it melts then eat it out of you
Really.
are we at that level where i can tell you your girlfriends tits looked really good yet?
i want to find a way to basically assault his face with my vagina.
level of my singleness - just ate a whole pizza topless in bed.
Sex tent. say it aloud its amazing. promise you we rnt stoned.
I drove your lawn mower home. Hope you don't need it tonight. I'll bring it over tomorrow.
You insisted we put glow sticks on you so that we didn't lose you if you went pee in the dark.
IT'S LIKE SHE TAKES SECRET KUNG FU CUNT LESSONS AND THEN BRUCE LEES ALL OVER EVERYONE.
you seriously don't remember..? but then again, you were taking shots by yourself for like 30mins
ITS THE FIRST FRIDAY NIGJT AFTER MOVING IN WITH THE NEW ROOMIE AND I ACTUALLY JIST RIPPED MY TAMPON OUT AND THREW IT IN THE NEIGHBORS YARD WERE GOINF ON THE BOAT AND SLEPEING IN HIS AMBULANCE GOODNIGHT
listen I need taco bell and an orgasm within the next hour. I'll leave the order in which you provide those things up to you
can you take a pic of your glorious tits but not send it just yet? I need motivation to finish this bull shit presentation.
Yeah. Of all the things to be cock blocked by a plague is the most unexpected.
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