Just waterfalled in the movie theatre... this is the beginning to a good night
The vomit I understand but how is there seaweed in my bed?
seeing two hook-ups in tagged in the same picture will send chills down anyone's spine.
I feel like my chances would have been better if I hadn't told her "I need to fuck you before you leave."
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So I found a skull ring inside me this morning. I'm assuming its yours, so I'll leave it in my mailbox for you - it looks expensive.
Lets start a coed nudist frat/sorority. It would be amazing. Or just an orgy club. It would also be amazing
And all I ask is the occasional "welcome home from work" blowjob.....and for you to fold my laundry. I hate folding laundry
I watched you down those shots like a lion cub watching its mother rip apart a gazelle
I think someone cast a spell on the lazy stoner rich boy stereotype and it came to life and called me.
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I think everyone, including the amish, know who you are after this weekend.
You said "this is only my eighth drink" with like 6 separate drinks
True friendship: When you can hold your best friend's hair and still eat your Stromboli at the same time.
He just used the word frick. Is that a possible red flag?
I made a powerpoint to trip to.
you are so studious.
So she was amazing, that's what. Idk if it was the blow or the blowjob, but both my heads are still tingling.
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