Hope the move went well! I'll miss you!
you are a cunt and I hated living with you and your skeezy boyfriend.Just thought I'd get that out there.
I haven't been laid since Bush was president.
a girl just showed up to class in a zip up hoddie and sweat pants. said she over slept. i guess she got hot and unzipped it , it was only then she realized was sleeping without a shirt or bra.
2 bagels in my tummy and my herpes on my mind
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At best buy, little boy just crawled into my stall while i was taking a shit
He said he had a problem he needed to take care of before we got omelets and then showed me his erection.
There is soup leaking out of my nose nothing in life has prepared me for this moment
I still have his teeth marks on the base of my penis. You didnt miss much
I fell asleep on the air hockey table and someone turned it on, scariest shit ever when you're that fucked up
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When you get a chance, you should call Nick. He REEAAAALLLLLY wants to hear you make chewbacca noises.
HIS DICK ISNT BIG ENOUGH FOR HIM TO BE THAT PROUD OKAY
but like who hasn’t gotten fingered at the state fair?
My dog just blew me a kiss. First of all I'm stoned and second of all he's a pitbull. Those aren't sexual dogs. So wtf.
He took off all my clothes, fingered me, than said "would you be more comfortable if I was naked too?"
There's a guy in a plaid shirt running around asking everyone if they want to head butt him
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