Dude it was awful. I woke up with more strippers in my dorm room than those duke lacrosse kids.
She's not depressed. She's just sober. It's like the same thing.
a commercial for my antidepressant came on and they said you shouldn't take if if you drink right as i took a shot
god is laughing at you again
I just introduced him to multiple male orgasms. I love wine AND tequila
dude, I'm passing out in the fifth floor janitors closet. Let me know when the rooms opened back up
I have an odd instinct I wont find my underwear tonight
I found her in the trunk, smoking a cigarette, saying every girl should know how to get out of their trunk
This is going to be BYOBM Vegas trip: Bring Your Own Bail Money.
We are having a competition to see who can masterbate in the wierdest place, right now hes winning since he masterbated on his Jr. High school bus.
Well we get the HIV results on my birthday haha. It'll be like happy birthday kid, you have AIDS.
Neat. I'm thinking about growing a handlebar muffstache. What are your thoughts on this?
Alive.
So much puke
He asked me how france is treating me
Tell him you got so much dick you may never come back to the US. That ought to keep him away
Sorry it's taking so long, it's harder to take an ass pic with an iPad than you think
Not all of us can be into hot dads. Some of us have to have commitment issues and be into musicians.
Randomize
