Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
when i got to my bed there was a handwritten note that said "wash the sheets." sleeping on the couch.
left comments onEVRY SINGLE1of my posts n status updates.Im done dating freshmen
As you were leaving the bar you grabbed a table and when they stopped you, you said "Its cool i came in with this". They did not believe you.
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No. No. And hell no. If you are driving a Honda Fit you are not allowed to give me a dirty look. No.
She's trying to figure out what kind of dinosaur I am... Yay codeine.
I will call him whatever I please, including flaccid dick on forehead guy but not limited to watermelon cunt head.
I don't think it counts as a walk of shame when it's someone you've wanted for 4 years. That's mission accomplished.
He sent me a snap chat of his naked torso with cookies over his nipples. Like.... that does not make me want you homeboy.
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I built a fence. For the bunnies we're going to adopt. I'll fill you in when you get home.
Is it unethical to trim my bush hair with the scissors from my office?
my favorite sex position is the one where no sex actually happens we just get really stoned and eat a lot and watch netflix in the dark
Well, the night started out with you ALMOST falling out of a tree. Then we went back to the tree after about 9 shots and you DID fall out of the tree.
Well now you know... If you can get over the awkward... The dick is 10 min away.
Like my mom really needs to know just how non existent my sex life is
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