What drug did you take that made the cabinets scream at you?
He's a fan of Alicia Keys on Facebook. It doesn't NEED to say 'interested in men'.
You two were too busy to notice that his used condom landed on me when he threw it.. Thanks.
the cool security guard showed me the video clip of how i sat criss-cross-applesauce on the elevator for 20 minutes last night
she made out with a stripper. how was scrabble night with your girlfriend
We were thinking he might be gay. Like how the fuck do you not even make out with a girl that made you a grilled cheese
Oh god I may vomit into the teacup of debauchery.
Everyone threw up but him. I took off my shirt because I puked on it. There were also a lot of drag queens involved.
I just had a threesome in the back of my mom's van. I'm pretty sure the rest of my week is going to be epic.
mate, my mother watched me threw up out of my nose wearing only a g-string.
You wanna know how bad I feel? I couldn't get out of bed to get the remote, so I just downloaded the comcast app on my phone so I could change the channels
After last night I think its official. Deep down, we like alcohol more than we like women.
So my POF profile is full of Archer references. Only guys who get them will be getting any response to their messages.
The stall at this bar had mirrors all around. I just looked at myself take a shit from like 3 different angles
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