Yeah unless I can find some idiot to make love to
Just saw my boss eat a banana in three bites.
I am not sure how to feel about the fact that I was turned on by someone with a penis. I can't believe Lady Gaga would do this to me. :(
And by the way, how is me getting head even remotely comparable to you fucking 3 guys?
Confession: Sometimes I wear my stolen scrubs to the corner store because people will think I'm a doctor and not just a girl too lazy to change out of her pajamas.
Out of control sex drive for a girl? I just masturbated in the bathroom at my in-laws house before dinner....
I gotta say, I do way better with the ladies than I do the men. So if it turns out being gay is a choice, then I'm going to go ahead and choose it.
I don't know, but I assume drunk me had her reasons. I trust her judgement.
I'M MAKING HIKING PLANS WITH THE GIRL WHO IS DATING MY EX, THAT IS PERSONAL FUCKING GROWTH
Honestly at least you're not debating on whether or not you need to take plan b. But I can't because I spent all my money on pizza.
Still, being medically ordered to stuff things in your vagina is amazing.
I'm pretty sure even the managers want me to show up hungover my last day, it would be negligent and disrespectful to do otherwise
whered you go
woke up in a ditch, shat infront of a little league game, slept in her stairway...i need to come here more often
If you had a good reason for throwing the toaster at the wall, now's a good time to tell someone. My parents are on their way back and you know my dad and his pop tarts.
I got a pots and pans set and a vibrator. Merry Crisis.
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