plz talk dirty to me
Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
Moved my bed either I'm a whore or every guy I have ever slept with hid condom wrappers under my bed
Sometimes I stick my finger in my own ass and pretend it’s a vagina. I think it’s kinda weird. What do you think?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Prostitute standing on the corner thrusting at cars as they drive by. New marketing strategy?
she was on her period so I asked if she wanted to make ass babies
When you get home we need to compare our schedules and set up masturbation slots. I'm scares of you walking in on me. Again.
So i was told that i peed in the sink, had sex with a pillow and banged on a washer while singing idian chants
People were running around punching out the ceiling tiles Super Mario style.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Get up, biotch, before I come traipsing in there to rip apart whatever god-forsaken spoon you have going on between the two of you and your dog.
Still drunk on my morning "run" which has turned into a walk. Just burped fireball
I took multi-tasking to a new level. I just ate a plate of nachos off my lap while driving to the bar. And I barely got any on me.
this poor kid thinks hes going to have his first time with both of us
Neighbor just came over and asked if I had anything to clean blood out of carpet... it's definitely time to move.
Im so unlucky if I fell in a barrel of dicks, I'd come our sucking my thumb
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