Want to have sex later?
This feels like a trap
With such a small dick you'd think he'd try to make up for it with some sort of personality.
she takes plan B like it's going out of style
i got really high and listened to the spongebob squarepants theme song and, i swear to god, it was in german.
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i woke up in the fire place with a lighter in my hand. if i would have died the night would have made up for it.
I got groped on the dancefloor by both grooms. I love gay weddings
He gets a blow job and all I get is a huge scar on my arm ... how is this fair?
So the bartender tried kicking me out but i screamed im an RA you cant kick me out
i think my cat just said my name.
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I vaguely remember making out with some dude. Please tell me he had all of his teeth.
he couldn't get a boner so he asked me to sing you shook me all night long to his penis. I think it was weirder that it actually worked
My dick has been in way too much crazy the past 2+weeks, but hey it feels good to fuck consistently again
Hey.... can you explain to me why when I woke up this morning my cell phone background had been changed to me getting a piggy back ride from a drag queen?
I've run into almost every guy I've ever slept with today. It's like they know just how horny I am.
someone found a bottle of whiskey in the bushes this morning when they were cleaning before an admissions event. i'm 95% sure it's mine..
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