we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
you kept lying down on the floor at the bar just to prove you could get back up
This is even worse then that time I fucked a guy just because he had air conditioning.
There is a homeless man handing out free beer on the city bus. He has a cooler and everything. I love this trashy yet generous city.
the remote is under the fat chick passed out on the couch. Good luck .. and may god have mercy on your soul.
Taco Bell drive through. Chick got out of the car in front of us and threw up on the hood of my car!
Not okay.
don't you dare blame getting arrested on me. you sugested we play the penis game and we all know I'm a strong competitor
That amazing moment when the girl in the passenger seat decides to strip you while your driving.
Look. I've got things to do today.. Will you hurry up and come over so I can give you some head and get my day started already
Outside
i just called my dad a bottom. he agreed
Woke up this morning with fake blood all over my bed which is a positive considering last year it was all real blood
My name will be tattooed on his ass by sunday.
Do you ever look at someone's Snapchat story and think ‘you told me you would eat my ass’?
It's has to do with my genitals. Don't ask.
His mom knocked on the door during morning sex because we were being too loud...now i have to meet her for the first time
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